Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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- it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED
Positive vibes!!!!!
Can definitely use this in preparation for the move.
I hope, I hope so much.. my life is just suck right now..
<3 Gotta give this a try <3
I NEED this to work. ;_;
<3 Bring my friend the Big Cash Money Wad <3
Honesty Hour
Pairings: Tom Hiddleston x Reader
Style: One-Shot
Requested?: Yes, by anon: I NEED A BESTFRIEND!TOM HIDDLES AND (Y/N) ONE SHOT NOW PLS THANKS x
Warnings: Language, some angst, and implications of sex. But really this is just pure hilarity in a fake world where all these adorable man!heroes are your best friends.
Word Count: 3K
Summary: It’s your turn to host Friendsgiving, and all your closest friends are attending – Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, and of course, Tom Hiddleston. After a whole lot of booze, the conversation steers into the boys asking your ‘FMK’ (Fuck, Marry, Kill) opinions - which leads to honesty hour with Tom.
A/N: OK so writing five people is hard af and that’s why this is so freaking long, but if you bear with me through this I think you’ll actually LOL at several parts of this little drabble. :) Anon, I hope this does you justice! Gif isn’t mine!
You’re not sure why, or how, really, but for the second year in a row you’d agreed to it. You’d be hosting “Friendsgiving”, and in only a few minutes everyone would be arriving.
“Fuck me.” You mumble to yourself, fighting to get butter and pepper all over the outside of the turkey.
“Oh come on now, Doll. You gotta play a little harder to get than that.”
Chris’s voice made you jump.
Shawn Mendes for GQ Italia
FULL ENGLISH TRANSLATION BELOW
shout out to @dancing-queenf for posting the original screenshots!! [x]
To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors
When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age.
Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.
Wisconsin more like WINSCONSIN
CUZ ALL WE DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
May your next period be light and end quickly
This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.
may you not leak even once
NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!
may you always have what you need when you need it.
May you have no cramps.
May you have no headaches
may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand
may dysphoria not get to you !
^^^may you still feel valid!
and no weeping and crying over commercials.
May your cramps not cause you to throw up!
May your cramps not keep you from going about your day!
May that chocolate you crave, you know, that one specific kind, be within your reach.
May it happen on a day where you have nothing to do.
May your gastrointestinal system stay relaxed.
Reblog if LGBT+ members have a safe place on your blog
*presses reblog button violently*
For those who don’t remember: the b is for bisexual so you have no need to reblog this if you don’t respect bisexuals
COME TO ME BABYS
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person.
ALL OF YOU.
no limit, no one skipped. EVERY PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.
DON’T ASK WHY, IT’LL MAKE SENSE LATER
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
Just wait…it’ll all make sense.
I REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I AM CURIOUS. I AM WAITING
I REBLOGGED AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER
I reblogged as a joke and i swear that it happened five minutes later omg